Today was the first night of the Arena Soccer League. My friends asked me to play as they needed warm bodies to fill the roster. Since, I had a pulse and can magically transform Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide, I fit the bill.
During the recruiting process, I was interviewed. Some pertinent questions were asked.
Through some deep deliberation by the powers that be, I was assigned the goalie position.
Tonight's game was fun, although I should be familiar more with the rules. Mainly I have to stay in the goalie box, and I can do anything in the goalie box. That goalie box is mine! If I venture outside the goalie box, I can only kick the ball.
Umm let's just say that my goal keeping skills need a wee bit of improvement.
Overall a fun Night!